Jordan Lainey//Seamus Finnigan

I'm officially suspended from school. They've been breathing down my neck since it was released I'm a reincarnate, but...

This time was our fault, mate. But it was an awful good show.

Right. Why don't you tell them what you made me do then, Seamus? You idiot.

Ouch! Blimey, that one hurt, Jordan. It was just a bit of fun!

YOU BLEW UP A TOILET.

It was broken anyway, and

The girls wanted to see it, I know. Shut up.

Moral of the story: This freaking blows.

I'm starting to think I'm never going to get the hang of this magic thing. Honestly. Try to unlock one door and suddenly the fire department is showing up at your job because there was a tiny explosion. Tiny! Miniscule! Okay, they might have to replace the door, but seriously, Seamus and I are positive we pronounced "Alohomora" correctly. We're just cursed. That's what it has to be. We're just cursed.

This is exactly why I don't practice my magic at home. Can you imagine trying to explain to foster parents why my room smells like smoke? I have a hard enough time staying in one place as it is, if they start thinking I'm some drug-addicted smoker I'll get sent to one of the group homes.

It's 192 days until I turn eighteen and age out of the system. That's too fucking long. I can't believe I'm even back in it. Skins. Of all the things in the world to find Isaiah, it had to be them. We aren't supposed to be family people anyway. It's too hard to run if we're family people. Shut up, Michael, that's not even comforting at all.

This latest family's in Charleston, South Carolina. I'm the sixth kid in their house, and most of the time they can't even remember my name. I've been called Georgia, Jainey, and my personal favorit? Jersey. Who the fuck thinks a kid's name is Jersey?

I hate it here.

For the record? I do not deserve that suspension. That little fucker jerk deserved every bit of what he got, and it's not even like I hit him that hard. And really, you can't prove that I'm the one who blew up his backpack because it's not like you'll find bottle rocket remnants or anything so you're suspending me for next week over a punch! A simple little bunch that...may have drawn blood. SHUT UP.

And I won't worry about the fact that my dad hasn't been home in a while. He's got a busy job. That happens. So yes, Jordan, stop spazzing.

Nightmares about white rooms are the worst ever. It's not like you can logically explain to anybody who isn't an alien why a white room scares the crap out of you, right? For the record--it's a long story, and I'm not talking about it.

But for the second record? One day I'm going to make a movie about the terrors of white rooms, and you'll all have nightmares then.

[Olly and Olivia]

When are we doing this? I need to come up with an excuse for the parental unit, you know? Not used to that.

( Olivia )

( Joel )

It's a little ridiculous how excited I am for Scre4m, guys. Slasher movies? Hell yeah. And the cast is fantastically random. Also? Really hoping to see Adam Brody die. There's just something about him that screams 'stab me in the face.'

Somebody was talking about aliens again. We've gotta stop being so paranoid Michael.

I think I need it to be spring break already. It's not fair that colleges get spring break before us. I need a break from school. Seriously. I don't need to know Pre-Calc. Ever.

Somebody save me from boredom. I've resorted to making youtube commentary videos on books I'm reading in class because I have no movies left to commentate on at the moment.

Word of advice to anybody with a stupid boy in their head: if your dude is temperamental, don't watch the eps of their source that upset them. I'm pretty sure Michael's the reason I've got a ten-ton headache that advil's not curing.

On a Hollywood note, why the hell are people so shocked about Charlie Sheen's behavior? He's been acting like a dick for years. Seriously. His character on Two and a Half Men? Not a character that's him, people. Embrace it. He's a crazy, alcoholic, womanizing fuck. It's like being shocked that lions eat meat. Like, where have you been? Stamp his forehead with the crazy stamp and stop giving him press.

Friday at school I watched these girls get into a bitch fight over this guy who was totally standing back and watching with this HUGE grin. It was really freaking vicious, guys. Hair pulling, claws out, the whole shebang. I learned a new insult. Apparently you can be a skanky-ass thundercunt. One of our teachers got clawed in the face trying to break it up. Stupid bitches should've been punting the guy if you ask me.

In other and better news for my film and art friends, these are really cool. I really like the Toy Story 3 one. I wish I could do that kind've art.

Apparently Johnny Depp's doing another movie with Tim Burton. I'm really not surprised about this, but it's getting a little stale. I'd like to see them both branch out more, you know? Burton needs to move out of his comfort zone with actors, and Depp needs to just...do something else. He's a good actor, he doesn't need the Burton theatrics to camp him up.

Don't get me wrong. I love them both. Alice in Wonderland was fantastic. I'm just saying.

( Olivia )

Alcohol should be illegal. I don't care who disagrees with me. It turns people into monsters, it destroys livers, and that's not counting what it does to aliens and it's a waste of money. Nothing you tell me is going to make me think the stuff is good in any way.

Also, I need tips people for a girl who doesn't usually wear make-up. Best kind've cover-up? The kind that can cover up bruises, preferably.

Note to self: When you start to get angry at work, it's probably a good idea to take a breather outside. Otherwise you might end up blowing up a five-year-old's birthday cake.

To be fair, who the hell brings a five-year-old to Denny's for his birthday? That shit's just cruel parenting. 'Happy birthday. We're forced to love you, but not enough that you can go somewhere fun.' Maybe I should've blown up that dad's car instead.

( Isaac )

The Writers Guild of America? Now there's some people who know how to give out awards. Right now I'm giving them more credit than the damn Academy.

Also, is there a reason we should still care about Miley Cyrus? Her films aren't very noteworthy, and I find her really annoying.

I haven't been able to stop listening to this song for the past couple of days. I don't know what it is about it, but I'm hooked. Michael My little head buddy's getting a little annoyed that I've had it on repeat. He seems to think I should be listening to better music. That boy just doesn't get it. Or maybe it's boys in general. My 'dad' threatened to smash my computer if I played it one more time.

Naturally, I turned it on again and louder. Might've deserved the bruise that time. Oh well.

Last day of midterms was yesterday. They were all ridiculous cake. School is such a waste of time right now, I don't even know why I bother going. I miss class sometimes and I'm still ahead of most of my classmates. I think it baffles my teachers. You should see their faces when I get detention.

( Olivia )

( Olivia )

I need a vacation.

Our movie's finished and edited together, and while it doesn't match up to the original War of the Worlds I still can't believe you made us watch you guys film an alien invasion. Our ship looks nothing like those ships. I think it's pretty good for our budget. Denny's doesn't exactly give a great salary for movie making. Problem is, with that one done, we've got a void. So I come to you guys for suggestions of what we should make next. Tell me your favorites, and if you want you could come be in it. We always need actors. Please no more alien movies. You're going to make my brain explode.

( Private )

Stop freaking, I'm not going to drop the 'A' word. You better not. You don't know who reads this stuff. Why are you trusting a bunch of perfect strangers? Do I look like a moron? I'm not trusting a bunch of perfect strangers. My caretaker... Could be working for the government. That's your excuse for everything. If you're good I'll let you put Tabasco on my dinner later.

Somebody you can't trust Stop it, Michael. Remember the Tabasco. told me that it would be a good idea for me to reach out to fellow reincarnates here since I've failed to do that for a couple of years. I don't know what I'm expected to get out of this. I doubt anybody wants to listen to the ramblings of some stupid teenage girl who can blow things up are you crazy? You can't tell them that! Okay, sorry! talk to a guy in her head. Teenagers are boring, right? Or annoying. Freddie likes to use a few other choice words when describing us, but that's usually after he's had a few beers. Guy's a moron when you mix him with alcohol. Actually, he's pretty much a moron no matter what you mix him with. Flush him full of water and he'll still look like some dumbass from cops who forgot to shower for a few days.

Anybody want to be in a movie?